US vs CHEENA TEACHER
Tuesday, April 17, 2007 // 7:00 PM
today, was a very nice day. (: hahas. only attended 1 period of english in the morning and after that was all free period until recess. then had chemistry, chinese. hahas. so basically all the lessons are like free lesson. hahas.oh yah, we had so much fun in cheena class today. i hope the teacher's blood vessel didn't burst. all thanks to the great princess, KELLY!hahas. now, let me translate a few of their interesting conversation:t: wad thing are you?k: WHAT THING? I HUMAN, NOT THING!t: what's wrong with you...? why are u always singing & talking in class?k: THIS IS MY REN GE WHAT!t: ren ge...ren ge?ME: (whispers) no no. is xing ge.k: XING GE XING GE!t: then what's wrong with your xing ge?k: YOU EVERYTIME NOT HAPPY WITH xxx WITH xxx. THEN ALL THE PROBLEMS LIES IN US, WHY U DUN WAN TO GO BACK & FAN XING(go back think)? WHY MUST WE FAN XING?t: yah. i know. so we need to settle the problem...k: NO NO. MY TIME IS MONEY. I VERY PRECIOUS. I DUN WAN TO SETTLE WITH YOU.t: no no. we need to settle...k: I ALREADY TELL U I DUN WAN TO SETTLE WITH YOU.hahas. then serene's class walked past us..and tricia & serene comes in.s&t: why u scold our daughter? we are her parents. and the whole class laughed and they walked out. hahas. and then kelly was complaining her blood pressure rose.k: wah. qi si wo le. i want to call ambulance.t: call lor call lork: NO NEED NO NEED! I CALL MYSELF. I THEN DUN WAN U CALL.then we walked out of class, then teacher was observing kelly. as she opened the door...t: (teacher finally shouted again) WAN NING! YOU COME HERE! (apparently, we haven said byebye to her)k: OKOK!YOU JUST GIVE ME THE CAI DAN (MENU)--booking form ^.^ AND I"LL SIGN IT!t: no no. we need to talk.k: NO NO! MY TIME IS PRECIOUS. I WANT TO GO FOR MY NEXT LESSON.and then there was another class waiting outside. so teacher told kelly to see her after sch. obviously, she didn't.special thanks to:
KELLY (the rebel)
CHEENA TACHER (the victim)
SERENE (dad of kelly)
TRICIA (mum of kelly)
FELICIA (chinese translator for kelly a.k.a EMPRESS. xD)
end of show~! hahahs. omg. class was just so funny today. hahahas. especially when the teacher was like being attacked by everyone of us. hahas. and it started because me and kelly were talking and talking abt jokes.
ok. thanks to lydia, she reminded me to say abt the CD lesson. when *ahem* acted like a pornstar. hahas. correction. is pornstar's voice. hahahas. ok. to protect the pornstar, i'll use her name as *. hahas. today, * started making those moaning sound during lesson. then whoever walks past, she like hide below the window and started shouting. hahas. then some of the girls who walked past are like stunned and they looked into our class, then all of us started laughing. hahas. then still got japanese, chinese, malay, thai and indian version of moaning one. then one of the girls walked past & we asked abt her comment and she said "VERY REAL'. hahas. i think if oneday * no job, she can moan behind he screen. hahas. our whole class laughed like mad today. thanks to K...*ahem. thanks to *! (:
hahas. after sch, we went sam house. i wtched vcds and fell asleep. a while later, sam woke me up and we went mall.
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US vs CHEENA TEACHER
Tuesday, April 17, 2007 // 7:00 PM
today, was a very nice day. (: hahas. only attended 1 period of english in the morning and after that was all free period until recess. then had chemistry, chinese. hahas. so basically all the lessons are like free lesson. hahas.oh yah, we had so much fun in cheena class today. i hope the teacher's blood vessel didn't burst. all thanks to the great princess, KELLY!hahas. now, let me translate a few of their interesting conversation:t: wad thing are you?k: WHAT THING? I HUMAN, NOT THING!t: what's wrong with you...? why are u always singing & talking in class?k: THIS IS MY REN GE WHAT!t: ren ge...ren ge?ME: (whispers) no no. is xing ge.k: XING GE XING GE!t: then what's wrong with your xing ge?k: YOU EVERYTIME NOT HAPPY WITH xxx WITH xxx. THEN ALL THE PROBLEMS LIES IN US, WHY U DUN WAN TO GO BACK & FAN XING(go back think)? WHY MUST WE FAN XING?t: yah. i know. so we need to settle the problem...k: NO NO. MY TIME IS MONEY. I VERY PRECIOUS. I DUN WAN TO SETTLE WITH YOU.t: no no. we need to settle...k: I ALREADY TELL U I DUN WAN TO SETTLE WITH YOU.hahas. then serene's class walked past us..and tricia & serene comes in.s&t: why u scold our daughter? we are her parents. and the whole class laughed and they walked out. hahas. and then kelly was complaining her blood pressure rose.k: wah. qi si wo le. i want to call ambulance.t: call lor call lork: NO NEED NO NEED! I CALL MYSELF. I THEN DUN WAN U CALL.then we walked out of class, then teacher was observing kelly. as she opened the door...t: (teacher finally shouted again) WAN NING! YOU COME HERE! (apparently, we haven said byebye to her)k: OKOK!YOU JUST GIVE ME THE CAI DAN (MENU)--booking form ^.^ AND I"LL SIGN IT!t: no no. we need to talk.k: NO NO! MY TIME IS PRECIOUS. I WANT TO GO FOR MY NEXT LESSON.and then there was another class waiting outside. so teacher told kelly to see her after sch. obviously, she didn't.special thanks to:
KELLY (the rebel)
CHEENA TACHER (the victim)
SERENE (dad of kelly)
TRICIA (mum of kelly)
FELICIA (chinese translator for kelly a.k.a EMPRESS. xD)
end of show~! hahahs. omg. class was just so funny today. hahahas. especially when the teacher was like being attacked by everyone of us. hahas. and it started because me and kelly were talking and talking abt jokes.
ok. thanks to lydia, she reminded me to say abt the CD lesson. when *ahem* acted like a pornstar. hahas. correction. is pornstar's voice. hahahas. ok. to protect the pornstar, i'll use her name as *. hahas. today, * started making those moaning sound during lesson. then whoever walks past, she like hide below the window and started shouting. hahas. then some of the girls who walked past are like stunned and they looked into our class, then all of us started laughing. hahas. then still got japanese, chinese, malay, thai and indian version of moaning one. then one of the girls walked past & we asked abt her comment and she said "VERY REAL'. hahas. i think if oneday * no job, she can moan behind he screen. hahas. our whole class laughed like mad today. thanks to K...*ahem. thanks to *! (:
hahas. after sch, we went sam house. i wtched vcds and fell asleep. a while later, sam woke me up and we went mall.
Labels: SCHOOL, us VS cheena teacher. (:
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